I'm a little tired, can we hurry this along?
Smiling? Sure I am, but my non-gas-related grins are reserved for my big brothers.
Excuse me? I'm shocked that you'd ask a lady for her weight!
Fine, I'm 9 lbs., 13 oz. and 22 inches long.
Yep, I've been told I look like my brother before.
And if I turn juuust a little bit to the right,
I look like the other brother. See?
And like my dad, and like my mom,
yes, blah blah blah, you are booooorrrrring me!
No, really, thanks for being a fan.
Good night and good luck!