"Hey, Mom? You know how there used to be a wart on my hand over here? Well, you can still kinda see it, but mostly you can't. That's because it's camouflaged into the color of my hand."
"Uh...yeah, buddy, you're right."
"Mom, I'm going to tell you a joke. Ready? Okay: people lived a long time ago with dinosaurs. [Pauses, grins] I'm just kidding! They did NOT exist at the same time."
"Mom! This is a shark when it was a baby. And this is a mommy cat when she was a baby. When was Dad a baby?"
"Okay. [Sketches something with his crayons] I'm drawing Dad as a baby. When were you a baby?"
"Okay, this is you as a baby. When was Grandpop a baby?" [repeat ad infinitum]
Bridget: Ba-pa? Ba-pa? [pointing at Finn's backpack]
Finn: [in singsong voice to her] Gen-ius, gen-ius, you're a-a gen-ius!
Me: Are you getting dressed over there, Finny?
F: I'm just having a meeting...with my UNDERWEAR! Ahahahahahahahaha!