More Favorites from the Will Files

1. My new remote control fire engine,

thanks to Aunt Jean, Uncle John, cousins Megan & Michael.

2. Pretending the monitor is a phone

(from the Zack Morris era, perhaps?)

and saying "Ohh?"with it held to his ear.

3. Maxin', relaxin', all cool--with his fly half-unzipped.

(Ahem, you might want to go one size larger, sir.)

4. His makeshift pajamas:

a combination of cousin Joe's

hand-me-down "HUNK" shirt

and some flowy parachute-style bottoms.

5. Frozen blueberries,

for the soothing of emerging molars.

Or did a squid just explode in my mouth?

Who can tell?