1. My new remote control fire engine,
thanks to Aunt Jean, Uncle John, cousins Megan & Michael.
2. Pretending the monitor is a phone
(from the Zack Morris era, perhaps?)
and saying "Ohh?"with it held to his ear.
3. Maxin', relaxin', all cool--with his fly half-unzipped.
(Ahem, you might want to go one size larger, sir.)
4. His makeshift pajamas:
a combination of cousin Joe's
hand-me-down "HUNK" shirt
and some flowy parachute-style bottoms.
5. Frozen blueberries,
for the soothing of emerging molars.
Or did a squid just explode in my mouth?
Who can tell?