Aunt Jen's Literacy Program

"I'll have you reading in no time, Will," said Aunt Jen. "See? Practice on this week's issue of Us Weekly. Repeat after me, Will. 'Dating? Pregnant? Engaged? Split?' Now YOU say it."

But Aunt Jen...please! I just want to play with this spinny toy!

"No nephew of mine will play with a toy when there are magazines to read! Back to work! Which celebrities are just like us, Will? What are the new Hollywood hot spots? Read, boy, read!"

"OK, Will, I guess you're right. It is more fun to play with the spinny toy."

Thanks for visiting, Aunt Jen. I love you!